the big cumfy chair...and why it was created

Now im sure that everybody has seen this cumfy chair at some point in time. maybe at a freinds home. maybe at your own house. but everybody knows it. its not the couch o no. its the other one, the one thats meant for a single person, it leans back and raises a nice fluffy pillow like part to hold up your legs. some come with cup holders and others can even rub your back.
the reason i bring this chair up is because a day or so ago me and some freinds where in my buddys room, " as college students we dont have much else to do once we finish all of our class work" this buddy of mine had just purchased himself one of the before mentioned chairs. now usually we all tell jokes and have a good time. but this time my good freind..who we shall call Jimmy.. decided to ask, What can you possibly do with this thing. the question came after we all had decided to call dibs on the seat, at the exact same time. the question caused all of us to take a seat around the big cumfy seat and ponder as we waited for the pizza to arrive.. again we are college students and its summer..we get bored easily and so we find any excuse to take our mind off of it.
my freind Jimmy being the person that he is decided to focus mainly on the sexual implications of the chair. being as how this isnt that kind of blog i will just cut it down and say that this guy has far to much free time on his hands, it scares me that he sleeps only two doors down the hall from me. my other freind who we shall call Alfred focused on the gaming implications, if you read my previous post about the casual and extreme gamer this man would be the shining image of an extreme gamer. he is the guy in starbucks screaming into his headset. to further prove his passion for gaming he wrote down a total of thirteen positions in which you could set up your gaming consul to reach maximum "cumfyness" (this word was invented by another of my freinds..lets call her Lina who happened to walk in at that time). now the four us sat there. around the great cumfy chair of cumfyness. and slowly i began to realize exactly how bored we were. so i decided that the best way to break this curse of extreme boredum was to throw an idea so out of this world, so far out of the box that everybody would be blown away by it. and so i bravely stood walked forward and said "ive got it" my freinds looked at me with a glint of hope in their eyes "its for ....SITTING" the smack of extreme common sens shocked them out of it. we laughed it off and continued to wait for the pizza which i should add didnt arrive for about an hour. so that everybody is the point of the big cumfy chair..to sit, and in great times of need provide several hours of entertainment